The voices in my head are my best friends.

valium-ismyfavoritecolor:

MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEATRE ARE THOSE INSIDE JOKES MADE WITH THE AUDIENCE WHERE THEY MENTION SOMETHING IN THE BEGINNING AND THEN REFER TO IT AT THE END AND THE AUDIENCE JUST EXPLODES INTO LAUGHTER ANd APPLAUSE I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

bonesys:

leighway:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#it’s not even that he accidentally befriended them#”I MAY THROW UP ON YOU” followed by an angry rant is not the sort of introduction that leads to friendship for most people#neither is snarling ”ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR VULCAN MIND?!”#bones doesn’t know how he ended up friends with these two when he tried his level best to keep them away#oh no feelings via radiophile

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing